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DREAM CATCHER

Hey everybody, I'm back again. I call this post "Dream Catcher". A dream catcher comes from Native American folk lore, it is said that all dreams are floating in the air, good and bad, and if you place a dream catcher over you head as you sleep that bad dreams not knowing their path will get caught in the dream catchers web and be destroyed by the light of the sun in the morning. Good dream, knowing where they should go will pass harmlessly through the hole in the center down to you. Now I don't believe in that kind of stuff, but I thought it would be an interesting add on here.


I'm sitting here with my Diet Dr. Pepper watching Family Guy which is quite possibly one of the best shows on TV today. Today I'm going to write about something that has beenbothering me for a while. I have had this recurring dream for quite a while now and it took a wierd turn last night. My normal dream is that I am lieing in bed and I feel myself being pulled upward. I start rising up, and am spinning and tumbling upward for what seems to be about ten minutes. I fight it like I am trying to swim against a current and I eventually break free and begin a rapin descent and then I wake up sweating and feeling drained. Last night however, there was a twist. It started like that ringing you get in your ears from time to time, but magnified like a thousand times. It was so loud, it sounded like one of those tornado sirens in my head. This is where I began my usual uncontrolled rapid ascent upward. It's like I am being carried by my arms and legs and being spun around. Along with the ringing in my ears, I heard all of these voices. I can't remember specifics about who they were, but I do know they all seemed familiar to me, like they were peopl I know. I can't recall exactly what they were saying, but they were all cries for help for some reason. I remember screaming at the top of my lungs because of the pain in my ears. I was alone last night as usual, so I don't know if I was yelling out loud in real life. As I was being carried up into the air, I tried to fight it. The really wierd and kind of disturbing thing that I don't understand is that everytime I have this dream or any version of it, I am completly aware that I am asleep and dreaming. Every time I know it isn't real and I find myself trying to wake myself up. I kick and scream and Yell, "wake up, its only a dream", I hit myself and try pinching my self on the arm to wake up as I try to fight loose and fall to the ground I always wake up somewhere in my descent. It is really wierd. I didn't know you could have that kind of consciuosness in a dream like that, and it kinda freaks me out. When I am floating flying or whatever you call it, it's not like is in some wierd location or space or anything, It's like I am always in my room and I am always descending back to my bed. I always am able to wake myself up. Now, I don't know if I was really yelling, but when I did wake up, I was exhausted, spent, my throat was sore just like I had been yelling. I was drenched in sweat and my head felt like it was about to expload and my covers were tossed all over the place. This dream was by far more disturbing than any of the others. What were the voices calling out? Why were they? The normal dream didn't bother me so much, actually I got kind of used to it after all, I always knew i was dreaming and I have always been able to wake myself up.


Now I am not one to believe in all of that supernatural mind fucking kind of shit,
I have always been sceptical of that kind of stuff, but this really freaked me out. If anybody out there knows anything about that kind of stuff let and what it could mean, let me know. And no motherfuckers out there better laugh because if you know me, you know I don't talk about shit that bothers me like that and I don't like it.
Anyway folks until next time thanks for playin.

A POST WITH NO NAME

Helo friends. I sit here once again with a cup of cherry Kool Aid, wearing nothing but a red Kool Aid mustache on my face and a French tickler on my cock. Just kidding, there is not a Kool Aid stain on my upper lip. Tonight I am not listening to Leonard Cohen's "Everybody Knows like I usually do when I write. Tonight I am watching the uncensored Jeff Foxworthy roast on Comedy Central. I must say it has been very funny so far. If you have never watched Comedy Central in the middle of the night you have noticed that about every five minutes a commercial for "Girls Gone Wild" videos. I must say that it does look quite entertaining. It kinda makes me tingle down there. I have seen that comercial like 20 times tonight and now I have the urge to pillage. That's right my friends, I have the urge to just go out and pillage some bitches!!


This past Saturday, I went to a New Years Eve party. Now I started drinking just a little bit before, about two hours before to be exact. I normally don't drink before a party, but the last one I went to, I arrived well into the festivities and I don't like being the only sober one at a party trying to play catchup. I was hellbent on making sure that wouldn't happen, oh shake it baby spank that ass! Sorry, the GGW commercial just came back on and the ADD kicked in. Ok let's see, where were we oh yeah I was determined not to be the sober guy so I started dinking Crown and Sprite in my Big Gulp cup before I stopped off at Leemer's. When we arrived at Nate and Ali's, I was just a little lit already. We got there and they had the greatest food on the world, Little Smokies. Smokies rock, fuckin A. I brough some Hpnotic and cognac to make the shot Incredible Hulk. I wasn't sure how to make it, so I figured we would get it right with a little trial and error. I want to say I'm Sorry to Ali who was a victim to one of my "tester shots" that didn't come out just right. Something really cool happened at that party, somebody actually asked me for guitar tips and that kicks ass. Anyway I had a great time and got pretty drunk thanks.

Well folks, it's 1:37am and I think I am starting to get tired. So I think I'll just go pull one off and go to sleep. until next time, Thanks for playin. Later

AWAKE DAMNIT

Hey everybody. The time is now 12:50 a.m. and I have to be at work at 6:30am. My current posisition all started when I fell asleep on the couch shortly before the Cowboys game, which now makes me feel glad that I missed it as it appears they received quite a spanking today. I woke back up at about 7:50 p.m which is cool because that means that I fidn't miss Family Guy. Then I had to sit through a presidential address before I could watchit.
Now I consider myself a Republican but I don't see pulling out of Iraq as a defeat, I just see it as pull our troops home and let the fuckers kill each other. Why not we do it here in gang infested territories, lets do it over there too. Those folks are gonna keep killing each other and I just don't really see why we should get in their way. If you jump in the middle of a cock fight, then you are likely to get pecked. So to that I say step back and let the cocks fucking fight it out and we should just go in and take over all of the oil while they aren't looking. That way everyone is happy. We get gas at a reasonable price which is all I want from that region of the world and they get to fight each other and that's what they want. Everybody's happy.
Ok enough political bullshit. I don't like talking about that shit it bores me. Last night I had two nondenominational day of celebration gatherings and I didn't even get fucked up. But I can't say that for everyone though. I am a little pissed that nobody saved me any Schlager at the second one though. I think everyone will agree that the Leemer had a great time last night. I don't remember the last time I saw him that fucked up. It was great.
It was a fun night at the Leemers last night. It's always fun to see how many people you can fit in a one bedroom apartment. I haven't done that in like seven years it awas great. Thankyou Leemer, it was a beer drinkin, shot takin, hooka smokin, joke tellin, embarassing picture takin, lesbian porn watchin, fifty year old woman tit discussin good time. And you know it's not a good party if somebody doesn't pull the shower curtain down rod and all while trying to piss without falling over. Fun times my friends fun times.
Well, I am going to try once again to see if I can get to sleep so until next time folks, thanks for playin.

WASTING TIME

Hey everybody, I don't have alot to say today, so I just posted these answers to a survey that the Leemer sent me. Enjoy folks

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Lets just say I was drunk, and her hand was dry.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
nothing

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
A fucking cell phone what do you think?

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
Any and all.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
No clue.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Pussy.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
The good old days.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
My guitar.

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
That vanilla perfume chicks wear makes my pants go crazy.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
No

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
No

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME TO WEAR.
Polo Sport

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
A ponytail out the back of a ball cap.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
Can't see it.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
QT coffee kicks ass.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Canadian bacon, aye

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Cheesecake

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Nobody, everybody loves some Chad.

20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
Pig Latin.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)?
Not sure I ever got one.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Probably wouldn't fall in love either way.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
A spanking, after all it hurts you more than it hurts them.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
three


31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Probably mom

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Stupidity

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US?
Mexico

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
A pretty face.

37. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB?
Cart pusher

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yep

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
Nothing better to do..

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Ass implants, I have no ass.

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because I'm cool.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My sense of humor. And my big penis.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Become a bootlegger and make a killing.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A bitch

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
2

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No, I'm one of a kind.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
In the city I can't really see them, so I wish upon the airplanes.

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
Thumb

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
Last night, I kicked the foot of the bed with my pinky toe. Damn that fucking hurts.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yeah, because I'm the only one that can read it.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Ham!!

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Cigs,

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD YOU OWN?
Vanilla Ice, To the extreme or some shit. Hey, I was in 4th grade when I got it.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Hell yeah, I would fuck the shit out of me.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Is alcohol involved?

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Hit a wall

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME.
Work

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Not really

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
G.I. Joe, the cool ones not those gay ass Barbi looking ones.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Only when I speak.

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Nope

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Sense of humor, big lips, and a wet spot.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES!
Chado, Chadwick, Chaderus, Chadanysuffix, and ADD boy

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
I don't were shoes with laces.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Cookies n cream.

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Blue, and green

73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
Two

74. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Nobody

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Don't really care

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Watching Southpark

77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Steak and ribs

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Julie

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
It depends on which direction they are facing.

80. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Wichita Falls, TX

81. SCARIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
Woke up, looked out the window and saw that Creepy Burger King guy.
That dude freaks me out.

82. FAVORITE DRINK?
Kool Aid

83. FAVORITE JOKE?
Not sure

84. FAVORITE SPORT?
Football

85. YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Redish blondish lightish brownish? Not real sure, it kind of canges with the seasons on itsown.

86. YOUR EYE COLOR?
Blue

87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Yep

88. SIBLINGS?
1 older sister

89. FAVORITE MONTH?
January

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Never tried it

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Southpark.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
none

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Yep.

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Not real big on one night stands, Relationships not real big on me.

97. WHO DO YOU SECRETLY LOVE?
I don't

98. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
"It's not easy being green" by Kermit the Frog

I'm Back

Hey everybody, I know it has been a long. Please forgive me. I have been really busy lateley and I just haven't had alotof time to update my blog. A lot has happened since the last time we met. Let's see, I went on probably the worst road trip in history which left me stranded in BFE Tennesse for 3 days. I no longer work overnight. I also got a pretty good promotion at work and now I work in Azle (BFE, Texas). Overall, I guess I can't really complain other than the fact that I am in a pretty bad drought right now. But then again, what's new? Oh yeah, I almost forgot, check out the right hand margin I put a nifty little comment box in there. Ain't I just the high tech redneck. yeehaa

BITCHIN ABOUT ASSHOLES OF THE SOCIETY WE LIVE IN

I hope all of you survived the big ice storm of 2005. You gotta love how for two days the news completely focuses on the weather. They always have to show all of the idiots who just have to stock up at the grocery store like they they will be snowed in for a month. Then you have to cut to the scene of bumber to bumper traffic with cars slipping and sliding all over the place. It's great.

I guess I also have to love the fact that I can get to work in this oh so fucking horrible weather, but nobody else can. It amazes me how nobody can ever seem to get to work on ice days, but everybody can get to the grocery store to be apart of that scene on the news showing all of the jack asses stocking up on D-cells, bottled water and Pop Tarts like it's the fucking apocalypse!!!! Then the assholes just go get in a damn wreck just so that I will have to sit in traffic. These people deserve what they get. I was pleased to see though that a good bit of the jack asses on my way home last Wednesday did at least have the descency to go off into the ditch and get the fuck off the roads. Why is it that people in the DFW area just don't know how to drive? Seriously, people in this area see a cloud, they start having wrecks. Why can't people drive. I'm driving down an icy highway, and you would think that everyone would know that this is ice and I might not be able to stop as quickly as normal, but no, everyone is driving like 4 feet away from each other like its any other damn rush hour. God I hate people!!!


Ok, I guess I have bitched and moaned enough for one day, until next time, Thanks for playin

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